Yesterday's blog...today

Yesterday,I didn't blog. I'm sorry,I just never got round to blogging. I spent majority of my day being forced by my parents to go shopping with them(the most boring thing to do since Colour of money was on TV). Then they wanted to go hunting around for cat toys in the afternoon. To make up for it,I'm going to do two blogs. This one is yesterday's blog today. And as I'm referring to it as "yesterday", it is about what I could've done yesterday if I had a TARDIS. So,Allons-y!

                                                          1.Gone to the jurassic period.

                 
This is one I would've done straight away. Imagine how cool it'd be to walk amongst Dinosaurs,even if one would accidentally stomp on you or get free human meat? I'd be in my element,running away from angry Dinosaurs that were sued by a Jurassic version of cowboy builders and fufilling my new lifelong ambition to ride a triceratops. What? Triceratops riding looked cool in the series 7 trailer.

                                                2. Track down Karen Gillan and try to make her my girlfriend

      Any male whovian would do this,if they could use a TARDIS to find her. Karen Gillan is so bang tidy,so imagine how cool it'd be to make her you're girlfriend? It'd make your male neighbors so jealous that if they have wives,they'd even consider adultrey. Plus,you'd have the added bonus of having a Who girl a major part of your life.

                                                  3. Change time so David Cameron isn't prime minister

                                                 
David Cameron is a laughing stock. He's basically Mr Bean,Miranda Hart and Johnny English rolled into one,only in prime minister form,not as a Male-female-villiage idiot-spy hybrid,which would be weird. So what would be a better way of helping the country other than changing time so David Cameron isn't prime minister? Nothing. And it could be done. Time can be rewritten. Imagine the UK with no riots,no strikes and no idiotic comments made by the prime minister. That'd be a UK without David Cameron. A improvement that's too good to ever come true.

                                              4. Pour pepper into the Daleks

 This is crying to be done. You'd obviously have to be cautious though,as I don't think a Dalek would be too happy about this idea. I'd sneak up quietly crouched down,a bit like the Doctor and Amy do in "City of the Daleks", then,when they're not looking,lift the dome up like Ian Chesterton in the Daleks and sprinkle pepper all over the Dalek mutants. Although,the Dalek would probably exterminate me for doing that.

                                          5. Play loud music near the Silence

                                          We know the Silence are called the Silence and what does Silence mean? "Be quiet! I'm trying to concentrate,Doctor Who's on!". Well,in Whovian terms,anyway. So what better to annoy the Silence than interrupt their daily forgotten existence than play loud music near them. This would probably cause a chorus of "SILENCE MUST FALL IMMEDIATELY!". In other words, "Turn that racket down! I'm trying to make people forget us!"

So,that's yesterday's blog. Where would you go in the TARDIS? Tell me in the comments below.