Oh,hello blog readers. My name is Doctor Foreman but you may call me the Doctor instead. I'm currently travelling with two school teachers,Chesterton and Miss Wright. Also with me is my grand daughter,Susan. Yes,I can see she's going to end up playing a superhero heroine in something. She certainly has the scream! Now,as you may be aware,I kidnapped the two school teachers. Letting the BBC film it was a foolish mistake! Foolish! Why,even a young child could figure that one out. Now,in this blog,I shall explain why I kidnapped them. Yes,I shall. Now,shall I explain?
Another reason was so my dear Susan had some people to spend time with. She needed a bit of company. You know,someone to look up to instead of a wrinkly old man such as myself. She was always going on about Chesterton and Miss Wright. How they'd not even known that Hitler was originally a alien bull from the planet Tory,that H20 is actually a method created by the Blarbans to drown Justin Bieber with water... apparantley,they didn't even know that Carbon Dioxide was only ever invented by Chirinius Channing from Gallifrey as a way for Timelords to regenerate successfully without killing themselves. It was never intended for humans! NEVER! Susan often described them both as "wonderful" so when they entered the TARDIS,I thought it best to trap them. Why,I can't think of any better company for Susan!
There was also the matter that Susan annoys me with her screaming. Everytime she sees something,she has this rather awful habit of screaming at it. So what would've been better than kidnapping Chesterton,a charming young man,and Miss Wright,both who I recognized as having unique companion features straight away. I only take the best. I refuse to take anyone other than the best! You see,if I just took any old fool,just think what damage could be done to time! Cheryl Cole could become a good singer and that'd break the space/time continuum! As soon as I saw Ian and Barbara,I knew instantly that they'd never do a thing like that. I thought that maybe if I had two brave, courageous humans travelling with us,that maybe Susan would lose the scream. As soon as they forced their way into my TARDIS,I knew that was who they were.
The final reason why I kidnapped Ian and Barbara was that I was so desperate to show some new faces the wonders of the universe! The lovely planets,Earth's rich past,even the number of fast food restaurants everywhere in space!(Yes,my fellow readers,it's not just Earth that has fast food restaurants). So I figured when they were in the TARDIS,that if I closed the doors on them,I could do just that. You know,it's made such a change to show someone different around the universe and time apart from my dear granddaughter.
Before I go,I'll just mention something to you that you may find slightly interesting. You may know that a few weeks ago,a Mars rover spotted a face in Mars. You see,my dear readers,Chesterton decided it was a good idea to draw he's face onto it. God knows how hard I smacked that young man with a walking stick. Why,that could've caused a huge crack in time! He's usually quite a bright lad,Chesterton so you could imagine how surprised I was when he did it.
Anyway,readers,I better go. Chesterton's just told me we've landed. God,I'm getting too old for this blogging lark. I shall hand you over to younger blood. Here you go,Bassett,you may have your blog back now. Yes,you may.
Thank you,Doctor. Do you agree with the Doctor's reasons for kidnapping Ian and Barbara? Let me know in the comments below.
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