BLOW MY RECORDER BABY

I was thinking the other day,doesn't the song "Blow my whistle,baby" suit the second Doctor well? I mean,I know it's a recorder he plays(I'm not that stupid) but he's still well known for blowing the recorder a lot. So,in this blog,I'm going to change the lyrics to Blow my whistle to suit the Doctor(all of them,seeing as they're all the same person):
Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder sexy
Let me know
TARDIS, I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your doors together
And you come real close
Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder sexy
Allons-y
(Look) I'm stealing you like people
And I'm betting you love timey wimey mode
And I'm betting you like girls that shoot bullets to consoles
And kill your little owner
I bet you I'm guilty your honor
That's just how we live in my travels
Who in the hell done made the timeline alter?
There's only one Sexy, and one timelord
I'm a damn guilty
Order more adventure, pull a damn hamstring
Tryna put it on ya
Bet your doors spin back around Earth
Slow it down Sexy take a little longer

Can you blow my recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Let me know
Sexy  I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your doors together
And you come real close
Can you play my recorder sexy, recorder Sexy
Allons-y

recorder sexy, recorder Sexy,
recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Re-Recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy

It's like everywhere I go
There's danger ready to go
Amy won't forget the wait
She can wait anytime by the case
Greediness not approved
It's okay, it's under control
Show me Sexy, 'cause girl you can vworp it
Sexy we start travelling, you vworp away in faulty condition
Sexy I'm losing Ponds, my Bessie the same time stream
Show me your perfect landing, you got it my Gallifrey
Talented with your doors, like you opened out a Dalek
So amusing, now you can play a recorder with the music
Hope you ain't got no fuel, you can play it
Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it

Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Let me know
Sexy I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your doors together
And you come real close
Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Allons-y

Recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy,
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy
Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy,
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy

Go Sexy you can vworp it
Let me see you play the recorder while you vworp it
I'mma set the controls, don't stop it
'Cause I love it how you dematerialize it, dematerialize it,  dematerialize it with me
Now, Sexy let that recorder blow-oh, oh oh
Yeah, Sexy let that recorder blow-oh oh!

Can you play my recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy
Let me know
Sexy  I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your doors together
And you come real close
Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Allons-y

Recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy,
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy
Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy,
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy