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Wednesday, 8 August 2012

WHAT IF....ALL DOCTOR WHO CHARACTERS COMPETED IN THE OLYMPICS?

With the Olympics on at the moment,this was crying to be done. In this blog,I'm going to tell you which Doctor Who characters would be competing in which Olympic sport. So,here it goes:

Jenny-100M Hurdles
If you've seen all of The Doctor's daughter,which,if you're a Whovian,you probably have unless someone threw your TV,laptop and everything else you have that you can watch it on into a black hole,then you'll know this one's obvious. Jenny is probably the most active Doctor Who character in the history of Doctor Who. I mean,did you see the way she cartwheeled over those lasers effortlessly without even sweating? Imagine if she did that over the hurdles? It would take a lot to stop her from getting gold.

11th Doctor-Football
Again,another obvious one. The Lodger showed how well the Doctor could kick a ball(if it even involves any skill) despite the fact that he thought Football was Hockey. The 11th Doctor would,like Jenny,take a awful lot of beating and he'd get us gold in no time. Although,someone would have to remind him that it's "not the one with the sticks".

Ian Chesterton-Pentathlon
This one isn't so obvious. It's about -100 on the obvious-ness scale. We know Ian Chesterton was the original action hero of Doctor Who,so he'd be good in something adventurous. Pentathlon suits that idea down to a tea. Pentathlon involves quite a bit of action. Pentathlon is basically archery, equestrian,fencing,running and swimming rolled into one. Ian Chesterton,being the action man,is a character that was always the best at the bits that involved adventurous activities,from running from cavemen to jumping over a big gap to the other side. So,yes,when you think about it,he'd be perfect.

Daleks-Judo
The Daleks would be best suited to one of the combat sports so it could do any of them. I'm only really using Judo as a example. You see,all any Dalek would have to do to win is exterminate it's opponent. Only thing is,would that cause the Daleks to be disqualified? Maybe Daleks wouldn't be such a good idea after all...

Madam Vastra-Fencing
If you've seen A good man goes to war,then you'll know Madam Vastra is good with swords. So what could suit her more than Fencing? She'd probably scare her opponents to death with the way she swings them around dangerously,which is a good thing because it'd mean another gold medal. Although,if she hates people as much as the other silurians,it might not just be the competitor in danger... Unless they put her in a zoo afterwards in her own little exhibit. Or is that too cruel?

River Song-shooting
Somehow,I managed to nearly miss this one out. I know,I'm a idiot. We always see River Song with a gun,so she'd be the best bet when it comes to shooting. Especially if she saw one of the Doctor's hats.

So,this is my idea of who'd be good at which olympic sport. What characters do you think would be good at Olympic sports? Let me know in the comments below.

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