NEWSFLASH: Daleks invade Land's End

I apolagise for having to disrupt your daily tweeting but once again,there's a urgent newsflash. The Daleks have invaded Land's End. Yes,you got that right. The Daleks have invaded Land's End.

Reports claim that the Daleks were asked to pay £5.00 to park their spaceships in the car park,but they didn't have any change so exterminated the car park staff. One witness claims she spotted the Daleks gatecrash the 4D Cinema.
"They just glided past while the rest of us waited to go in." was what one Donna Noble said. "So I shouted "Oy, moving egg whiskers! Wait in the Queue,will ya! And they still ignored me. Ignorant pepperpots."
Luckily,the water spray was said to have damaged their vision,as cries of "Vision impaired" surrounded the 4D cinema.

One Dalek angered tourists paying for a photo with the famous Land's End signpost. The Dalek reportedly glided over the fence surrounding the signpost and threatened to exterminate the photographer if he didn't let the Dalek have a free photo.

So far, there has only been 138 000 deaths but the number is expected to go up throughout the week. What Cornwall needs now is a Doctor...