It made him say "Brave heart,Tegan" over and over again
Everybody knows the fifth Doctor had a tendency to say "Brave heart,Tegan". If you ask me,though,it was a bit of a stupid catchphrase. Did he even say it while in the frozen foods section of a supermarket? You could just see him saying "Brave heart,Tegan. That frozen food won't stay cold for long.". Maybe it was the celery that caused him to say this? Maybe the celery spoke in he's head? Maybe it said "Psst...Doctor. If you want to be a good Doctor,you must keep saying brave heart to Tegan."? Who knows?
It caused him to love all creatures great and small
Peter Davison did a show called "All creatures great and small" before Doctor Who. So maybe the Doctor wore the celery so he'd love every creature from great to small just like he's All creatures great and small lookalike? Maybe the Doctor watched the show on a regular basis and decided "Right,that's it. I shall use this celery to make myself love all creatures great and small too."? So maybe it's a bit of a Doctor Who/All creatures great and small crossover?
It made him think the tenth Doctor was from LINDA
There was that line in Time crash where the 5th Doctor dismissed the 10th as a member from LINDA. But hang on,surely it's a bit obvious he isn't a member from LINDA? I mean,a member from LINDA wouldn't be in a massive TARDIS control room for a start,unless they sneaked onboard when the Doctor wasn't looking and one of them dressed in over bluey clothes. And a member from LINDA wouldn't recognise the 5th Doctor unless they watched All creatures great and small and noticed a TARDIS in it or something. So maybe the celery took away he's intelligence and convinced him to think the 10th Doctor was from LINDA? Maybe the celery is evil and wanted him to turn against the 10th Doctor in order to injure himself? If so,it failed as a fight never broke out between the two. But if that's the case,why did the 5th Doctor wear it in the first place? Maybe he wasn't aware it was evil?
It caused the 11th Doctor's TARDIS to explode
Drawing on the "celery is evil" idea,maybe it was the cause of the TARDIS exploding in the Pandorica opens? We know the Daleks traveled in time in "Victory of the Daleks". So maybe they thought "Right,the Doctor tries to make us look stupid by convincing us a normal jammie dodger is a TARDIS self destruct button. Let's get him back with a celery that is a actual TARDIS self destruct button."? The Daleks might have disguised it as celery as they maybe remembered seeing the 5th Doctor wearing it. So,maybe they travelled back in time,replaced the celery the Doctor wore with the self destruct celery,and watched laughing as the 11th Doctor's TARDIS exploded? The Dalek's sweet sweet revenge...
It caused him to regenerate into a arrogant madman
We all know the sixth Doctor was very different to the past Doctors and the Doctor of today. Yes,he was still mad but he was also arrogant. Maybe the celery caused this? Maybe the celery caused the Doctor to not only regenerate into a arrogant madman,but it also caused him to think that multicolored clothes are cool and that he should regenerate Peri for no apparent reason. See how I tied it into yesterday's blog then? I'm a genius.
So,what do you think the celery did? Tell me in the comments below.
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