THE THIRD DOCTOR IN...JAMES BOND

With it being only three days till the return of Doctor Who,today's blog is focusing on the third Doctor. Now,as you're probably aware,the third Doctor spent majority of he's time trapped on Earth and using various gadgets and Bessie the car. And who does that remind you of? Bond. James Bond. So this makes me wonder:shouldn't the third Doctor have been in James Bond? I mean,look at the way he's holding that sonic screwdriver out. It's as if he's thinking "I'll show them who they're dealing with James Bond style." Did the 3rd Doctor,off screen,spend he's free time watching James Bond and practicing James Bond moves with he's sonic screwdriver,until the Brigadier comes in and shouts "Doctor! Will you kindly stop mucking about and help assist Liz Shaw with her latest findings? There's plenty of time to replace Sean Connery later!"?

Talking about James Bond and the Doctor,have you noticed how many times James Bond changes faces? I mean,it's like he's secretly a timelord or something. You half expect him to say in response to a Bond Villian "You may as well kill me anyway,because I'll just come back with a new body in two year's time! And I won't even look like the original Bond because I regenerate!" This is something else that'd make the 3rd Doctor perfect for James Bond.

One thing I would find quite amusing would be the 3rd Doctor's response to the villain's plans. This'd probably be the conversation.
Villian: So,Mr Bond. I see you've finally made it...
3rd Doctor: Yes,my dear fellow. I believe I have. Now,will you kindly tell me your plans over a cup of tea,please?
Villain: Certainly,Mr Bond.
3rd Doctor. No,it's Doctor. The Doctor.
Villain: Doctor? Oh well,I'll tell you my plans anyway. You see,tomorrow morning,I'm going to blow up UNIT headquarters with you and Liz inside. Then,I'm going to blow up every other government and military organisation,and all the emergency services to leave Earth totally vulnerable to everything. And you won't stop me!
3rd Doctor. Oh,I believe I miss Shaw and I will be perfectly safe. You see,while you were kindly telling me you're plans,I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow,which seems to be able to do more or less anything.

That already cries "Epic!".