It's a timelord's world after all....

So yesterday,I was sat in the car,looking at a small UK map book for no apparent reason,with nothing else to do. This gave me a idea for a blog. No,I'm not going to write a blog about how many times the Doctor might've sat in a car looking at a small UK map for no apparent reason! Don't be ridiculous! No,today my blog is about what the world would be like if everywhere was named after a Doctor Who character. So,here it is:

                                                                      Monkdon

This one's London,only named after the Meddling Monk. Meaning it'd be a very different London where everything has been changed so Big Ben is called Small Sam,the London eye is no longer a eye and is the London nose instead and that idiot David Cameron never became prime minister and instead is still resitting he's secondary school exams for the 48th time. Imagine how peeved off the Doctor would be. He'd have a lot of time correcting to do.

                                                                  SarBorough

                                                                 
                                                                  This one's less obvious. A mixture of Scarborough and Sarah,Scarborough would now be less of a sleepy town and more of a place where people are curious and majority of people are journalists,on the lookout for a adventure on Earth. Sonic lipsticks would be as common as the number of Tesco's that have invaded(basically,there's a lot of Tesco's where I live) and everyone would have their own Mr Smith.

                                                           DalMouth

Daleks+Falmouth is DalMouth. Falmouth is a very nice town in Cornwall,but here it'd be the complete opposite. DalMouth would be the most deadliest place on Earth. Everyone would be exterminated: from Prince Philip(if he visits there,which he probably doesn't considering he seems to spend most of he's time in hospital ill) to Bruce Forsyth(if he visits or lives there,which he probably has done at some point considering he's probably at least one thousand years old). Look at the bright side,though. Jeremy Clarkson would probably make a funny offensive comment to do with the Daleks. Something like: "Some say the Stig uses Daleks as pepper pot vehicles....and that he put Davros in a tu-tu."

                                                      Editor-borough

                                                       
This place would be awful. Everybody visiting or living in Editor-borough would get a special promotion to somewhere,probably a shop selling Scottish kilts,bagpipes and haggises. Then,when they least expect it,they'd be fed alive by the Editor to the mighty Jagrafess. The less said about it the better.

                                             Burn-ingham

                                             
This is never going to happen. There's too much rain in the UK for anywhere to become that hot,even London,which has been pretty warm some of the times I've been there. This would be a place noone would want to visit. The people of Burn-ingham would be possessed all the time,with no lives of their own. They'd be so possessed that if the sun possessing them said in their mind to like Big Brother,they'd like it even though it's a load of utter rubbish. Worst of all,the hotness of the sun would cause the chocolate at Cadbury World to melt.

On the subject of 42,I apolagise for the tiny mistake I made in my "killer objects" blog. I forgot all about the sun's appearance in 42.

Can you think of any more Doctor Who-related place names?  Tell me in the comments below.