TIS THE SEASON FOR KILLER OBJECTS...

With a new rumor about killer snowmen appearing in the Christmas special,this makes me wonder:what other seasonal objects,decorations and other seasonal stuff will be made evil? So that's what today's blog will be about. But first,I apolagise for the blog post shortage but on Saturday and Sunday I was in a travel lodge and they don't have the decency to give away free wifi(I know,the cheek!) and yesterday I just didn't get round to it. Anyway,back on subject. Here's my list of seasonal stuff I'd love to see turn into alien killing machines:

                                                                         Snowballs

This one lends itself to monster status. You see,the snowballs could be alien grenades or bombs made to disguise themselves in their surroundings. They land one christmas and because there's snow,disguise themselves as snowballs. This would be a really scary idea because it'd mean whenever anyone throws one,the unlucky victim would die. But because it's Doctor Who,it doesn't matter anyway. It'd actually be quite entertaining watching someone die of a snowball attack. God,I'm evil...

Easter eggs

You may say "But that has nothing to do with Christmas.". Read the title of this blog,you idiot! I clearly said "season" not "only christmas decorations allowed". I've even got a idea for what killer easter eggs could be. Imagine this: you're about to eat a easter egg when suddenly the easter egg snaps open like a crocodile and tries to eat you. It keeps snapping furiously at your face until eventually it gobbles you up and you're literally dead meat. I could see Moffat doing this,too,because it's quite a dark thing and a lot of Steven Moffat's episodes are dark. The idea could develop from killer easter eggs to killer chocolates and easter eggs. No doubt the Doctor would say "I eat easter eggs now. Easter eggs are cool." then look in anger as it eats he's bowtie.

The sun

I know how this one could work too. Basically,this is could be what makes it dangerous:

When you look at the sun,it's too hot. When you look away,it's too cold. Think weeping angels,only with temperature. There could be a really humorous scene,too where the Doctor walks out wearing he's stetson,turning round to face he's soon-to-be companion Clara,and saying something like "London,Earth! And what a beautiful day which frankly,is unusual for British weather!" only for he's companion to say something like "Beautiful?It's as cold as Antartica out there!" and the Doctor to realize she's right and throw the stetson back into the TARDIS. 

Conkers

This would be a good one to appear in Doctor Who. Killer conkers would really raise the stakes for the Doctor as we all know how childish the Doctor is. He'd literally run over to one laid on the floor like a excited kid,pick it up,put it in he's pocket and claim that conkers are cool. But what could it be that makes the conkers evil? Well,it could be something like this:

These killer conkers are from a ancient alien spy organisation. One of these alien spies was sent down to Earth recently and in a rush to capture a rogue alien criminal and return him to the Judoon,he accidentally drops the conkers he had in he's pocket on the ground. The Doctor picks them up thinking they're real conkers and gets he's soon-to-be new companion Clara to play conkers with him. But as these conkers are spy objects,when they touch,they cause a massive explosion.

I can't see this happening,though. Too Doctor Who Adventures comic strip-y.

Well,that's all today. Before I go,ignore the series countdown at the moment. The return of Doctor Who has been postponed to September. You may as well read the most inaccurate newspaper of them all,the Sun,because that's how accurate the countdown is now. I shall change it soon and I'll let you know when I do via Twitter and Facebook.