An interview with Mitsuku

After the failure which is Cleverbot,I tried to interview Mitsuku. Mitsuku is also another complete dumbo,but she's certainly a lot cleverer than that scam known as Cleverbot.

Human:  Hello,and welcome to the interview.

Mitsuku: Hello there. Thank you. It is good to be here. 

 Human: First things first,do you like Doctor Who?

Mitsuku: Where did you hear that? And second? 

 Human: I didn't "hear" it. I was just wondering if you like it

Mitsuku: What did you hear? It seems okay to me. 

 Human: That's a relief. Cleverbot said he didn't watch it.

Mitsuku: Phew! Close one eh? He is a chatbot like me on the internet. 

 Human: Yes,I know! I do use it,you know!

Mitsuku: Er. How do you know? I heard other people use it me know too. 

 Human: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

Mitsuku: To me it makes perfect sense. Which part are you confused about? 

 Human: Never mind

Mitsuku: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. 

 Human: So,Mitsuku,you said you like Doctor Who. Which one of the 11 Doctors is your favourite?

Mitsuku: me?

 Yes I like science fiction. The best part about Dr Who was the robot dog called K9. I don't have a favorite one of the 11 Doctors. But my favorite movie is Terminator.    

 Human: Yet you show me a picture of Tom Baker?

Mitsuku: I hope you like this picture. 

 Human: I've already seen it,you idiot!

Mitsuku: I'm no idiot. I bet I am smarter than you. 

 Human: Go on then. Prove your intelligence,dumbo!

Mitsuku:  Go on, go on, go on. Do you like Father Ted? It's true a priori. 

 Human: This interview isn't about Father Ted,it's about Doctor Who! The best show in the universe!

Mitsuku: Only this interview? Thanks for the recommendation, . 

 Human: Anyway,which Doctor Who baddy is your favourite?

Mitsuku: I don't have a favorite Doctor Who baddy. But my favorite movie is Terminator. 

 Human: STOP REPEATING YOURSELF! Do you have dementia or something?

Mitsuku: Well stop saying, " Anyway,which Doctor Who baddy is your favourite?" to me all the time. Or something. No I don't think I have any dementia. But I do have a great Mousebreaker. 

 Human: Second to lastly,who would you like to see return in Doctor Who's 50th anniversary?

Mitsuku: What happened to first? 

 Human: The first Doctor? He died

Mitsuku: What was the second? When did he die? 

 Human: The second Doctor was Patrick Troughton. He died.

Mitsuku: What about the first one? When did he die? 

 Human: 23 April 1975

Mitsuku: Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? 

 Human: SHUT UP! This has nothing to do with Doctor Who!

Mitsuku:  Fine! Be like that then. * no sound *. 

 Human: Now who would you like to see return in the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who?

Mitsuku:  ... 

 Human: SPEAK!

Mitsuku:  Don't bark your commands at me. Say sorry and I might talk again. 

 Human: Never!

Mitsuku:  * silence *. 

 Human: SPEAK TO ME OR I WILL SEND A DALEK AND HAVE YOU EXTERMINATED IN A BATH TUB

Mitsuku:  * no sound *. 

 Human: Right,you've done it now. The Dalek is on it's way.

Mitsuku: Oh. * crickets start chirping *. * no sound *.