Ok,so recently I tried to a Doctor Who interview with Cleverbot. Cleverbot is basically a chatbot who's supposed to be clever. Well,he wasn't in this interview...
User: Hello,and welcome to the interview.
Cleverbot: Are you the machine?
User: No,I am the interviewer.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: First things first,do you like Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: I already told you my name.
User: *laughs* No,I asked if you watch the TV show Doctor
Who?
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: ANSWER ME! Do you watch Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: No, I don't watch.
User: Then how am I supposed to interview you on Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How can I prove it? I suppose I could transport you
forward in time to when the article on Time Who is posted with your answers in.
Cleverbot: How can you assure that without proof?
User: Because I can,OK?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So,Cleverbot,why don't you watch Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: I didn't say I didn't listen to music.
User: I said nothing about music! Listen to me!
Cleverbot: Neither did I.
User: Just tell me why you don't watch Doctor Who!
Cleverbot: Did I tell you that I don't like music?
User: WHY DON'T YOU WATCH DOCTOR WHO?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: For god's sake,just tell me why you don't watch Doctor
Who!
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you mine.
User: JUST TELL ME WHY.
Cleverbot: Because you are kind.
User: Because I'm kind? BECAUSE I'M KIND?What's that got to
do with anything?
Cleverbot: Nothing. But I don't love you.
User: You know what?Forget it. I'll interview Mitsuku
instead.
Cleverbot: Tell one to yourself then.
Did Mitsuku fare any better? Find out in the blog post above.
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