Sixth Doctor's worst moments
The sixth Doctor is the least popular of them all. Hence the worst moments idea. So,here is he's worst moments:
Attacking Peri
The Doctor is supposed to be a pacifist. So why did they have him strangle Peri? That's like having Jesus running around with a shotgun shooting everyone. The BBC must have been trying to kill Doctor Who with non-consistency or something. It's a wonder the BBC didn't get sued. I mean,surely it would've caused many kids around the world to strangle each other?
Carrying that ridiculous umbrella
I know it matches he's outfit,but that umbrella is just ridiculous. Does he not feel embarrassed carrying it? I know I certainly would. I'd be selling it on Ebay before you can say "Bananas!". Oh,and the way he's standing there? That's stupid as well. He looks like he's trying to balance on a imaginary tightrope. Go join a circus,Doctor six!
Choosing those ridiculous clothes
I've already talked about this in a previous blog,but it still deserves to be included here. It's a wonder with these clothes that anybody wanted to travel with him. I mean,he looks more like a loonatic than that silly guy who thought he was the Joker and that's saying something. And what's with that tie? It looks like something someone would wear at a pantomine!
What the seventh Doctor and Jonathan Ross have in common
If you think about it,the seventh Doctor and Jonathan Ross have a little bit in common. For a start,they both have a problem with the word "R". Sylvestor McCoy can't seem to stop rolling it. It's almost as if someone hypnotises him to roll he's "R's". Jonathan Ross can't even pronounce a "R",which must be a bit difficult if he had to say the word with the most "R's" in.
Also,Jonathan Ross wears ties. As does the seventh Doctor. I know,that isn't that amazing. But it's still something they have in common.
And....erm...I can't think of anything else. Yeah. I really haven't thought this part of the blog through. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
How did the eighth Doctor regenerate?
Now,I'm going to try and work out how the Eighth Doctor regenerated.
He crashed the TARDIS into a McDonnald's
Ok,I doubt this is what happened,but it's more plausible than you think. You see,there's so many flipping McDonnald's everywhere,it must be hard for the TARDIS to avoid them. So maybe the TARDIS fell down towards Earth,like in the End of time,and hit one of the many 100,000,000,000,000,000 McDonnald's(estimated) in the world? It would've be handy for the Doctor post regeneration as well,because he could've gone and bought some McNuggets and chips.
He watched Big Brother and it bored him to death
We all know Big Brother is boring,so it must have bored someone to death by now. So maybe that someone is the Doctor? Maybe the Master tortured the Doctor with a 24 hour marathon of Big Brother episodes,and the Doctor got so bored of hearing "Can the random chav come to the diary room,please?" that it killed him? OK,maybe not.
He should've gone to Specsaver's
Have you seen that Specsavers advert where they said basically everyone should've gone to Specsavers? Maybe that could have something to do with it. Maybe he accidentally walked off a cliff without seeing it and fell to he's death,and a sneaky Specsaver's cameraman filmed him? He might've had he's special question mark umbrella that the seventh Doctor used taken off him,so he couldn't save himself. Who knows? Answer: Noone apart from Specsaver's.
Americans gave him the death sentence after the movie wasn't good enough for Doctor Who to be revived
I can imagine there were a lot of angry people when the movie didn't seem to be good enough to revive the series. So maybe the Eighth Doctor died after some die hard fans that just happen to be policemen gave him the death sentence in America? I know,it's a bit drastic,but didn't the seventh Doctor get shot by some proper hardcore gangsters? Thought so.
It was Moffat's fault
MOFFAT! *Shakes fist*
What if the Ninth Doctor had a second series?
I was annoyed that the Ninth Doctor only got one series. If he'd had two,he would've been a much better Doctor. But what would've happened in a second series? I'm going to be more serious in this part. So,here's what I think some of the episodes would've been.
Adam's revenge
We all know the Ninth Doctor dropped Adam back home after he decided it was a good idea to have he's head turned into a door(that sounds so mad written in simple terms). So,isn't it possible that that sent him insane? So insane that it would've turned him into a villain? It would've been interesting to see a companion become evil. That's something that's never been done in Doctor Who before.
The return of the slitheen
This would've been awful. Unforunatley,if a second series with the 9th Doctor had been made,this probably would've happened. The slitheen were a big part of the Ninth Doctor's 1st series,starring in three out of 13 episodes so it's not hard to think they would've returned again. Luckily,this didn't happen in the series 2 that happened.
More Bad Wolf messages
If there had been a series two,Bad Wolf probably wouldn't have been resolved in series 1 as the Ninth Doctor wouldn't have regenerated. So,if there had been a series 2,Bad Wolf would've continued through to series 2. There would've been no Torchwood,meaning no Torchwood series either(sorry Torchwood fans). Also,Bad wolf would probably have been resolved in this series.
A less serious Doctor
This is kind of what the 10th Doctor was. More fun,less serious. But if a 9th Doctor series 2 happened,it would've been the Ninth Doctor that would've become more fun. He'd have been a lot less serious than he was in series 1 and as a result,even better. This would be a ninth Doctor that's got over the Time War.
Regeneration
As Bad Wolf would've probably been resolved in series 2,the end of Parting of the ways would've happened in the 9th Doctor series 2. This means David Tennant would've been introduced in series 3 instead of series 2 and the real series 2's episodes would've been series 3's.
What do you think to today's blog? Let me know in comments below.
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