Why I kidnapped Ian and Barbara

Ah,Blogger. Now how does this thing work,hmm? Am I supposed to press enter to begin typing? Oh,I see,Chesterton. You're very good at understanding computers. Why is it automatically saving? I've not finished yet.

Oh,hello blog readers. My name is Doctor Foreman but you may call me the Doctor instead. I'm currently travelling with two school teachers,Chesterton and Miss Wright. Also with me is my grand daughter,Susan. Yes,I can see she's going to end up playing a superhero heroine in something. She certainly has the scream! Now,as you may be aware,I kidnapped the two school teachers. Letting the BBC film it was a foolish mistake! Foolish! Why,even a young child could figure that one out. Now,in this blog,I shall explain why I kidnapped them. Yes,I shall. Now,shall I explain?

First of all,they knew the timelord's greatest secret. Why,if I'd let them go,they'd have only gone blabbering to the nearest policeman! Unless,of course,there was no policemen nearby as they were all too busy watching the first ever episode of Corrie. I suppose they might've needed weekend shopping from Tesco's,but one can't be so trusting.

Another reason was so my dear Susan had some people to spend time with. She needed a bit of company. You know,someone to look up to instead of a wrinkly old man such as myself. She was always going on about Chesterton and Miss Wright. How they'd not even known that Hitler was originally a alien bull from the planet Tory,that H20 is actually a method created by the Blarbans to drown Justin Bieber with water... apparantley,they didn't even know that Carbon Dioxide was only ever invented by Chirinius Channing from Gallifrey as a way for Timelords to regenerate successfully without killing themselves. It was never intended for humans! NEVER! Susan often described them both as "wonderful" so when they entered the TARDIS,I thought it best to trap them. Why,I can't think of any better company for Susan!

There was also the matter that Susan annoys me with her screaming. Everytime she sees something,she has this rather awful habit of screaming at it. So what would've been better than kidnapping Chesterton,a charming young man,and Miss Wright,both who I recognized as having unique companion features straight away. I only take the best. I refuse to take anyone other than the best! You see,if I just took any old fool,just think what damage could be done to time! Cheryl Cole could become a good singer and that'd break the space/time continuum! As soon as I saw Ian and Barbara,I knew instantly that they'd never do a thing like that. I thought that maybe if I had two brave, courageous humans travelling with us,that maybe Susan would lose the scream. As soon as they forced their way into my TARDIS,I knew that was who they were.

The final reason why I kidnapped Ian and Barbara was that I was so desperate to show some new faces the wonders of the universe! The lovely planets,Earth's rich past,even the number of fast food restaurants everywhere in space!(Yes,my fellow readers,it's not just Earth that has fast food restaurants). So I figured when they were in the TARDIS,that if I closed the doors on them,I could do just that. You know,it's made such a change to show someone different around the universe and time apart from my dear granddaughter.

Before I go,I'll just mention something to you that you may find slightly interesting. You may know that a few weeks ago,a Mars rover spotted a face in Mars. You see,my dear readers,Chesterton decided it was a good idea to draw he's face onto it. God knows how hard I smacked that young man with a walking stick. Why,that could've caused a huge crack in time! He's usually quite a bright lad,Chesterton so you could imagine how surprised I was when he did it.

Anyway,readers,I better go. Chesterton's just told me we've landed. God,I'm getting too old for this blogging lark. I shall hand you over to younger blood. Here you go,Bassett,you may have your blog back now. Yes,you may.

Thank you,Doctor. Do you agree with the Doctor's reasons for kidnapping Ian and Barbara? Let me know in the comments below.

BLOW MY RECORDER BABY

I was thinking the other day,doesn't the song "Blow my whistle,baby" suit the second Doctor well? I mean,I know it's a recorder he plays(I'm not that stupid) but he's still well known for blowing the recorder a lot. So,in this blog,I'm going to change the lyrics to Blow my whistle to suit the Doctor(all of them,seeing as they're all the same person):
Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder sexy
Let me know
TARDIS, I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your doors together
And you come real close
Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder sexy
Allons-y
(Look) I'm stealing you like people
And I'm betting you love timey wimey mode
And I'm betting you like girls that shoot bullets to consoles
And kill your little owner
I bet you I'm guilty your honor
That's just how we live in my travels
Who in the hell done made the timeline alter?
There's only one Sexy, and one timelord
I'm a damn guilty
Order more adventure, pull a damn hamstring
Tryna put it on ya
Bet your doors spin back around Earth
Slow it down Sexy take a little longer

Can you blow my recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Let me know
Sexy  I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your doors together
And you come real close
Can you play my recorder sexy, recorder Sexy
Allons-y

recorder sexy, recorder Sexy,
recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Re-Recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy

It's like everywhere I go
There's danger ready to go
Amy won't forget the wait
She can wait anytime by the case
Greediness not approved
It's okay, it's under control
Show me Sexy, 'cause girl you can vworp it
Sexy we start travelling, you vworp away in faulty condition
Sexy I'm losing Ponds, my Bessie the same time stream
Show me your perfect landing, you got it my Gallifrey
Talented with your doors, like you opened out a Dalek
So amusing, now you can play a recorder with the music
Hope you ain't got no fuel, you can play it
Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it

Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Let me know
Sexy I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your doors together
And you come real close
Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Allons-y

Recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy,
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy
Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy,
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy

Go Sexy you can vworp it
Let me see you play the recorder while you vworp it
I'mma set the controls, don't stop it
'Cause I love it how you dematerialize it, dematerialize it,  dematerialize it with me
Now, Sexy let that recorder blow-oh, oh oh
Yeah, Sexy let that recorder blow-oh oh!

Can you play my recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy
Let me know
Sexy  I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your doors together
And you come real close
Can you play my recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy
Allons-y

Recorder Sexy, recorder Sexy,
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy
Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy,
Re-Recorder Sexy, Recorder Sexy

THE THIRD DOCTOR IN...JAMES BOND

With it being only three days till the return of Doctor Who,today's blog is focusing on the third Doctor. Now,as you're probably aware,the third Doctor spent majority of he's time trapped on Earth and using various gadgets and Bessie the car. And who does that remind you of? Bond. James Bond. So this makes me wonder:shouldn't the third Doctor have been in James Bond? I mean,look at the way he's holding that sonic screwdriver out. It's as if he's thinking "I'll show them who they're dealing with James Bond style." Did the 3rd Doctor,off screen,spend he's free time watching James Bond and practicing James Bond moves with he's sonic screwdriver,until the Brigadier comes in and shouts "Doctor! Will you kindly stop mucking about and help assist Liz Shaw with her latest findings? There's plenty of time to replace Sean Connery later!"?

Talking about James Bond and the Doctor,have you noticed how many times James Bond changes faces? I mean,it's like he's secretly a timelord or something. You half expect him to say in response to a Bond Villian "You may as well kill me anyway,because I'll just come back with a new body in two year's time! And I won't even look like the original Bond because I regenerate!" This is something else that'd make the 3rd Doctor perfect for James Bond.

One thing I would find quite amusing would be the 3rd Doctor's response to the villain's plans. This'd probably be the conversation.
Villian: So,Mr Bond. I see you've finally made it...
3rd Doctor: Yes,my dear fellow. I believe I have. Now,will you kindly tell me your plans over a cup of tea,please?
Villain: Certainly,Mr Bond.
3rd Doctor. No,it's Doctor. The Doctor.
Villain: Doctor? Oh well,I'll tell you my plans anyway. You see,tomorrow morning,I'm going to blow up UNIT headquarters with you and Liz inside. Then,I'm going to blow up every other government and military organisation,and all the emergency services to leave Earth totally vulnerable to everything. And you won't stop me!
3rd Doctor. Oh,I believe I miss Shaw and I will be perfectly safe. You see,while you were kindly telling me you're plans,I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow,which seems to be able to do more or less anything.

That already cries "Epic!".

Just doing a bit of jiggery pokery with the TARDIS

Ah,there...done. Hello,fellow blog readers! It is I,the Doctor. I just came back from the planet Jellyphobian. Turned out they didn't like Jelly Babies. Wierd race. Anyho,here's my blog for the most important blog in the cosmos except my Sarah Jane's :

Today,it's my favourite Jelly babies. So here they are,fellow blog-eaders!

Ah yes,the blackcurrant jelly baby. I bumped into a alive one once on the planet Yoki yoki yoki. I told him I drank Blackcurrant juice. He wasn't best pleased,was he,K9?

Oh,I've always loved having the yellow ones. Such a lovely color. I'm thinking of painting K9 bright yellow. He needs to stand out a bit more. I can never tell where he is when I take him walkies.

Red is usually a sign of warning. In this case it's a sign of jelly goodness. Why,my fellow readers,you should replace your inferior red man with red jelly babies. It'd make me stop walking anytime.

The one thing about green Jelly babies that puts me off is their color. I do hope they're not going to be sick. The TARDIS doesn't have enough buckets for them all. That reminds me,I must visit the Bucklariaria race from the planet bucket for some more. They're very kind. They even gave me a new long scarf the other day.

I do apolagise for the short blog but me and K9 are busy surfing on fedoras in space. It's so much fun. Anyway,I wish I could stay forever but I believe Sean will want he's blogsite back.

Thank you,Doctor. It's about time! You didn't even ask me first. You just claimed to everyone you were "borrowing" it,when clearly you were stealing!

What's the point in the celery?

Well,there's 5 days till Doctor Who returns now so that means it's the 5th Doctor's turn. So,in this blog,I am going to try and work out what the celery actually did for the 5th Doctor. So,here it goes:

                                      It made him say "Brave heart,Tegan" over and over again

 Everybody knows the fifth Doctor had  a tendency to say "Brave heart,Tegan". If you ask me,though,it was a bit of a stupid catchphrase. Did he even say it while in the frozen foods section of a supermarket? You could just see him saying "Brave heart,Tegan. That frozen food won't stay cold for long.". Maybe it was the celery that caused him to say this? Maybe the celery spoke in he's head? Maybe it said "Psst...Doctor. If you want to be a good Doctor,you must keep saying brave heart to Tegan."? Who knows?

It caused him to love all creatures great and small

Peter Davison did a show called "All creatures great and small" before Doctor Who. So maybe the Doctor wore the celery so he'd love every creature from great to small just like he's All creatures great and small lookalike? Maybe the Doctor watched the show on a regular basis and decided "Right,that's it. I shall use this celery to make myself love all creatures great and small too."? So maybe it's a bit of a Doctor Who/All creatures great and small crossover?

It made him think the tenth Doctor was from LINDA

There was that line in Time crash where the 5th Doctor dismissed the 10th as a member from LINDA. But hang on,surely it's a bit obvious he isn't a member from LINDA? I mean,a member from LINDA wouldn't be in a massive TARDIS control room for  a start,unless they sneaked onboard when the Doctor wasn't looking and one of them dressed in over bluey clothes. And a member from LINDA wouldn't recognise the 5th Doctor unless they watched All creatures great and small and noticed a TARDIS in it or something. So maybe the celery took away he's intelligence and convinced him to think the 10th Doctor was from LINDA? Maybe the celery is evil and wanted him to turn against the 10th Doctor in order to injure himself? If so,it failed as a fight never broke out between the two. But if that's the case,why did the 5th Doctor wear it in the first place? Maybe he wasn't aware it was evil?

It caused the 11th Doctor's TARDIS to explode

Drawing on the "celery is evil" idea,maybe it was the cause of the TARDIS exploding in the Pandorica opens? We know the Daleks traveled in time in "Victory of the Daleks". So maybe they thought "Right,the Doctor tries to make us look stupid by convincing us a normal jammie dodger is a TARDIS self destruct button. Let's get him back with a celery that is a actual TARDIS self destruct button."? The Daleks might have  disguised it as celery as they maybe remembered seeing the 5th Doctor wearing it. So,maybe they travelled back in time,replaced the celery the Doctor wore with the self destruct celery,and watched laughing as the 11th Doctor's TARDIS exploded? The Dalek's sweet sweet revenge...

It caused him to regenerate into a arrogant madman

We all know the sixth Doctor was very different to the past Doctors and the Doctor of today. Yes,he was still mad but he was also arrogant. Maybe the celery caused this? Maybe the celery caused the Doctor to not only regenerate into a arrogant madman,but it also caused him to think that multicolored clothes are cool and that he should regenerate Peri for no apparent reason. See how I tied it into yesterday's blog then? I'm a genius.

So,what do you think the celery did? Tell me in the comments below.

Okay,so I haven't blogged for 3 days. That means I've missed the 7th,8th and 9th Doctor. And today is the 6th day. So I'm going to weave all four into one blog post. So,here it goes:

                                                       Sixth Doctor's worst moments

  The sixth Doctor is the least popular of them all. Hence the worst moments idea. So,here is he's worst moments:

Attacking Peri

The Doctor is supposed to be a pacifist. So why did they have him strangle Peri? That's like having Jesus running around with a shotgun shooting everyone. The BBC must have been trying to kill Doctor Who with non-consistency or something. It's a wonder the BBC didn't get sued. I mean,surely it would've caused many kids around the world to strangle each other?

Carrying that ridiculous umbrella

I know it matches he's outfit,but that umbrella is just ridiculous. Does he not feel embarrassed carrying it? I know I certainly would. I'd be selling it on Ebay before you can say "Bananas!". Oh,and the way he's standing there? That's stupid as well. He looks like he's trying to balance on a imaginary tightrope. Go join a circus,Doctor six!

Choosing those ridiculous clothes

  I've already talked about this in a previous blog,but it still deserves to be included here. It's a wonder with these clothes that anybody wanted to travel with him. I mean,he looks more like a loonatic than that silly guy who thought he was the Joker and that's saying something. And what's with that tie? It looks like something someone would wear at a pantomine!

What the seventh Doctor and Jonathan Ross have in common

 

If you think about it,the seventh Doctor and Jonathan Ross have a little bit in common. For a start,they both have a problem with the word "R". Sylvestor McCoy can't seem to stop rolling it. It's almost as if someone hypnotises him to roll he's "R's". Jonathan Ross can't even pronounce a "R",which must be a bit difficult if he had to say the word with the most "R's" in. 

Also,Jonathan Ross wears ties. As does the seventh Doctor. I know,that isn't that amazing. But it's still something they have in common.

And....erm...I can't think of anything else. Yeah. I really haven't thought this part of the blog through. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

How did the eighth Doctor regenerate?

 Now,I'm going to try and work out how the Eighth Doctor regenerated.

He crashed the TARDIS into a McDonnald's

Ok,I doubt this is what happened,but it's more plausible than you think. You see,there's so many flipping McDonnald's everywhere,it must be hard for the TARDIS to avoid them. So maybe the TARDIS fell down towards Earth,like in the End of time,and hit one of the many 100,000,000,000,000,000 McDonnald's(estimated) in the world? It would've be handy for the Doctor post regeneration as well,because he could've gone and bought some McNuggets and chips.

He watched Big Brother and it bored him to death

We all know Big Brother is boring,so it must have bored someone to death by now. So maybe that someone is the Doctor? Maybe the Master tortured the Doctor with a 24 hour marathon of Big Brother episodes,and the Doctor got so bored of hearing "Can the random chav come to the diary room,please?" that it killed him? OK,maybe not.

He should've gone to Specsaver's

Have you seen that Specsavers advert where they said basically everyone should've gone to Specsavers? Maybe that could have something to do with it. Maybe he accidentally walked off a cliff without seeing it and fell to he's death,and a sneaky Specsaver's cameraman filmed him? He might've had he's special question mark umbrella that the seventh Doctor used taken off him,so he couldn't save himself. Who knows? Answer: Noone apart from Specsaver's.

Americans gave him the death sentence after the movie wasn't good enough for Doctor Who to be revived

I can imagine there were a lot of angry people when the movie didn't seem to be good enough to revive the series. So maybe the Eighth Doctor died after some die hard fans that just happen to be policemen gave him the death sentence in America? I know,it's a bit drastic,but didn't the seventh Doctor get shot by some proper hardcore gangsters? Thought so.

It was Moffat's fault

 MOFFAT! *Shakes fist*

What if the Ninth Doctor had a second series?

I was annoyed that the Ninth Doctor only got one series. If he'd had two,he would've been a much better Doctor. But what would've happened in a second series? I'm going to be more serious in this part. So,here's what I think some of the episodes would've been.

Adam's revenge

We all know the Ninth Doctor dropped Adam back home after he decided it was a good idea to have he's head turned into a door(that sounds so mad written in simple terms). So,isn't it possible that that sent him insane? So insane that it would've turned him into a villain? It would've been interesting to see a companion become evil. That's something that's never been done in Doctor Who before. 

The return of the slitheen

This would've been awful. Unforunatley,if a second series with the 9th Doctor had been made,this probably would've happened. The slitheen were a big part of the Ninth Doctor's 1st series,starring in three out of 13 episodes so it's not hard to think they would've returned again. Luckily,this didn't happen in the series 2 that happened.

More Bad Wolf messages

If there had been a series two,Bad Wolf probably wouldn't have been resolved in series 1 as the Ninth Doctor wouldn't have regenerated. So,if there had been a series 2,Bad Wolf would've continued through to series 2. There would've been no Torchwood,meaning no Torchwood series either(sorry Torchwood fans). Also,Bad wolf would probably have been resolved in this series.

A less serious Doctor

This is kind of what the 10th Doctor was. More fun,less serious. But if a 9th Doctor series 2 happened,it would've been the Ninth Doctor that would've become more fun. He'd have been a lot less serious than he was in series 1 and as a result,even better. This would be a ninth Doctor that's got over the Time War. 

Regeneration

As Bad Wolf would've probably been resolved in series 2,the end of Parting of the ways would've happened in the 9th Doctor series 2. This means David Tennant would've been introduced in series 3 instead  of series 2 and the real series 2's episodes would've been series 3's.

What do you think to today's blog? Let me know in comments below.

BEST 10TH DOCTOR LINES

As it is 10 days till Doctor Who's return,today I'm doing a blog to do with the Tenth Doctor and it's about dialogue. A important topic for me because I want to be a script writer. You're probably wondering "but what happened about 11?". Well,I'm doing him when it's 0 days,even though he's not and never has been Doctor 0. So,Allons-y!

"I don't want to go."

This is what I say whenever my parents nag on about going out. Only the 10th Doctor says this during regeneration. It makes me feel shouting "You've done this before,you twerp!". Why didn't he say "I don't want go" to Peri or Rose or Sarah? Why when he's all alone? Does he prefer saying it to himself or something? We shall never know.

"Allons-y,Allonso!"

This is where Allons-y came from. What I don't get is,why would anyone be called Alonso? It's hardly the John Smith of names. It's like a french woman said to her husband "Let's call our son Allonsy!",the husband immediatley said "NO!" so he's wife cut the "sy" and "l" off like a butcher and added a "O" on the end. I feel sorry for Alonso with a name like that.

"Molto bene!"

The Tenth Doctor seemed to have a thing for foreign languages. He probably used google translate in the TARDIS when he's companions weren't looking. Mind you,I suppose all Earth languages are foreign to him. Molto Bene was one of the most memorable ones. The only one more memorable than it is "Allons-y!" but Allons-y is in a complete league of it's own.

"Bang! Rose Tyler Martha Jones Donna Noble TARDIS!"

This one was very explosive. It was like he was explaining a event,rather than saying something totally random featuring he's companions. But nobody ever goes on about it for some reason. Has it fallen into a crack in time? I blame Moffat. Don't know why. I just do.

"WHAT? My TARDIS? MY TARDIS? Yes,of course you can."

This line was hilarious. It had me in stiches and David Tennant said it brilliantly. That's one thing about David Tennant. He's great at comedy. If he said a really bad joke such as "Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who?How did you guess my name?" it'd be funny. Even if he said "Go away,you anti Scottish wee lad!" it'd be funny. He has to be in the 50th anniversary. If he isn't,I shall throw Steven Moffat in front of the Dalek and make the Daleks exterminate him.

So,today's blog has been done. Tomorrow,THE WORLD! BWA HA HA HA  HA!

Live and quirky?

Today,I was considering something rather different. Should I do a live, live action version of my blog? Or should it remain readable? So I'm letting you,my blog readers,decide.

See the poll on the right? Just vote there and Bob's your uncle. Unless,of course,you don't have a uncle called Bob. If you don't,then Bill's your uncle. Oh,you don't have one called Bill either? Never mind.

When voting,bear in mind that if you vote for live,it doesn't mean my blog will always be a live action,live video because it won't. Majority of the time,it'll be a readable blog. If you vote for readable blogging,then you spoilt the fun. Go eat some fish fingers and custard or something! Go on! This blog will still be there for you're usual reading needs. If you voted neither,then shame on you. How dare you,random reader of my blog! Go back to reading your "101 ways to troll on the internet" book. So,feel free to vote for whatever you want( *cough* live *cough*). Vote away,Whovians! Decide my future for me!

FOUND: Another timelord

The Doctor will be happy. I was casually YouTube surfing when all of a sudden,I came across proof of another timelord.

This guy calls himself the animator. But what does he animate? The Itchy and Scratchy cartoons? Looney tunes? Graham Norton being exterminated by a Dalek? Who knows? I just hope he's a friendly timelord. Otherwise,I shall never trust cartoons again.

He clearly has a headache. You can tell,when he holds he's head,he's thinking "Oh god! I should never have put Eastenders on and turned the volume up to full blast!".  Or,as the candidates on this year's Apprentice would put it, "He clearly needs English sparkling wine!".

What's disturbing is the fact that where he's regenerating looks like the same place as the New York alleyway. How many times does River Song need to regenerate in the same place? Has she been mistaken for her father by time? Which would be a bit difficult unless she(or he,now) or someone else photoshops herself(or himself now) to look like Rory. Even then,god knows how badly photoshopped it'd look.  I think it's fair to say that new York alleyway must be a popular place for regenerating.

Yesterday's blog...today

Yesterday,I didn't blog. I'm sorry,I just never got round to blogging. I spent majority of my day being forced by my parents to go shopping with them(the most boring thing to do since Colour of money was on TV). Then they wanted to go hunting around for cat toys in the afternoon. To make up for it,I'm going to do two blogs. This one is yesterday's blog today. And as I'm referring to it as "yesterday", it is about what I could've done yesterday if I had a TARDIS. So,Allons-y!

                                                          1.Gone to the jurassic period.

                 
This is one I would've done straight away. Imagine how cool it'd be to walk amongst Dinosaurs,even if one would accidentally stomp on you or get free human meat? I'd be in my element,running away from angry Dinosaurs that were sued by a Jurassic version of cowboy builders and fufilling my new lifelong ambition to ride a triceratops. What? Triceratops riding looked cool in the series 7 trailer.

                                                2. Track down Karen Gillan and try to make her my girlfriend

      Any male whovian would do this,if they could use a TARDIS to find her. Karen Gillan is so bang tidy,so imagine how cool it'd be to make her you're girlfriend? It'd make your male neighbors so jealous that if they have wives,they'd even consider adultrey. Plus,you'd have the added bonus of having a Who girl a major part of your life.

                                                  3. Change time so David Cameron isn't prime minister

                                                 
David Cameron is a laughing stock. He's basically Mr Bean,Miranda Hart and Johnny English rolled into one,only in prime minister form,not as a Male-female-villiage idiot-spy hybrid,which would be weird. So what would be a better way of helping the country other than changing time so David Cameron isn't prime minister? Nothing. And it could be done. Time can be rewritten. Imagine the UK with no riots,no strikes and no idiotic comments made by the prime minister. That'd be a UK without David Cameron. A improvement that's too good to ever come true.

                                              4. Pour pepper into the Daleks

 This is crying to be done. You'd obviously have to be cautious though,as I don't think a Dalek would be too happy about this idea. I'd sneak up quietly crouched down,a bit like the Doctor and Amy do in "City of the Daleks", then,when they're not looking,lift the dome up like Ian Chesterton in the Daleks and sprinkle pepper all over the Dalek mutants. Although,the Dalek would probably exterminate me for doing that.

                                          5. Play loud music near the Silence

                                          We know the Silence are called the Silence and what does Silence mean? "Be quiet! I'm trying to concentrate,Doctor Who's on!". Well,in Whovian terms,anyway. So what better to annoy the Silence than interrupt their daily forgotten existence than play loud music near them. This would probably cause a chorus of "SILENCE MUST FALL IMMEDIATELY!". In other words, "Turn that racket down! I'm trying to make people forget us!"

So,that's yesterday's blog. Where would you go in the TARDIS? Tell me in the comments below.

It's a timelord's world after all....

So yesterday,I was sat in the car,looking at a small UK map book for no apparent reason,with nothing else to do. This gave me a idea for a blog. No,I'm not going to write a blog about how many times the Doctor might've sat in a car looking at a small UK map for no apparent reason! Don't be ridiculous! No,today my blog is about what the world would be like if everywhere was named after a Doctor Who character. So,here it is:

                                                                      Monkdon

This one's London,only named after the Meddling Monk. Meaning it'd be a very different London where everything has been changed so Big Ben is called Small Sam,the London eye is no longer a eye and is the London nose instead and that idiot David Cameron never became prime minister and instead is still resitting he's secondary school exams for the 48th time. Imagine how peeved off the Doctor would be. He'd have a lot of time correcting to do.

                                                                  SarBorough

                                                                 
                                                                  This one's less obvious. A mixture of Scarborough and Sarah,Scarborough would now be less of a sleepy town and more of a place where people are curious and majority of people are journalists,on the lookout for a adventure on Earth. Sonic lipsticks would be as common as the number of Tesco's that have invaded(basically,there's a lot of Tesco's where I live) and everyone would have their own Mr Smith.

                                                           DalMouth

Daleks+Falmouth is DalMouth. Falmouth is a very nice town in Cornwall,but here it'd be the complete opposite. DalMouth would be the most deadliest place on Earth. Everyone would be exterminated: from Prince Philip(if he visits there,which he probably doesn't considering he seems to spend most of he's time in hospital ill) to Bruce Forsyth(if he visits or lives there,which he probably has done at some point considering he's probably at least one thousand years old). Look at the bright side,though. Jeremy Clarkson would probably make a funny offensive comment to do with the Daleks. Something like: "Some say the Stig uses Daleks as pepper pot vehicles....and that he put Davros in a tu-tu."

                                                      Editor-borough

                                                       
This place would be awful. Everybody visiting or living in Editor-borough would get a special promotion to somewhere,probably a shop selling Scottish kilts,bagpipes and haggises. Then,when they least expect it,they'd be fed alive by the Editor to the mighty Jagrafess. The less said about it the better.

                                             Burn-ingham

                                             
This is never going to happen. There's too much rain in the UK for anywhere to become that hot,even London,which has been pretty warm some of the times I've been there. This would be a place noone would want to visit. The people of Burn-ingham would be possessed all the time,with no lives of their own. They'd be so possessed that if the sun possessing them said in their mind to like Big Brother,they'd like it even though it's a load of utter rubbish. Worst of all,the hotness of the sun would cause the chocolate at Cadbury World to melt.

On the subject of 42,I apolagise for the tiny mistake I made in my "killer objects" blog. I forgot all about the sun's appearance in 42.

Can you think of any more Doctor Who-related place names?  Tell me in the comments below.

NEW DOCTOR WHO SERIES 7 PROMO PICTURES

The BBC have released some more promo pictures of series 7. There's a whole gallery of them. Here are some of my favorites:

This one's one of the coolest. But why does the Doctor look drunk? It's like he's thinking "You know...I love your feet. And I once bumped into a pair of evil feet and they were...zzzz...." Rory looks like he's suspicious of the people looking at the picture. Talking of Rory,there's millions of Daleks in this picture,yet he's not dead yet? This is the guy who should have the world record for most deaths in a minute by now. Of course,Amy looks pretty like usual. I'd have a piece of her anytime.

This one's even cooler. The Doctor looks like he's about to ask this Dalek "Where's my cup of tea?" while Rory's thinking "Oh no. Not again.". Presumably Rory's ever seen the Doctor ask a Dalek for a cup of tea previously to this in Asylum of the Daleks or Amy told him what happened in Victory of the Daleks.

I've thought of a really good caption for this one:

"ARGH! You're touching my penis!"

This one looks like a very blockbuster-y scene. But why does the Doctor look like he's dancing? He looks like he's trying to do the "Olly shuffle" from X Factor 2009. And why does Rory's dad look like he's trying to attack Rory with something? I don't think he will be getting a "World's greatest Dad" mug from Rory anytime soon.... Rory doesn't even seem to bovvered about the pterodactyls in this photo. He's just kind of casually look running. That should be a olympic sport. It would've been easy enough in London,what with all the major landmarks to look at.

He clearly doesn't need spectacles. He was obviously just wearing them to be cool,but now,thanks to most likely the cowboy cyborg,he looks pathetic. Way to go,cowboy cyborg. You ruined a innocent man's street cred.

So that triceratops from the series 7 trailer is real? Did somebody steal a TARDIS and go on a joy ride to the Jurassic era? If so,I bow down to that person. ALL HAIL ANONYMOUS TIME TRAVELLER! For he/she has made it possible for people to ride triceratops-es. And Triceratops riding looks cool. 

Well,those photos are my favorite ones. You can find the rest here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/galleries/p00xch0g

Which ones from the official site gallery are your favorites? Tell me in the comments below.